Dislostic

To Be completely lost. Credit Goes to Izzy's auntie.

I am Dislostic/Dislostical.

Dislostic by MonstrousMerry October 25, 2009

DiscoStick(TM) 

A health and fitness device, that also makes women very very happy. It had a rather unexpected side effect - in that it gives most women intense orgasms - through their clothing. It can be used in private or public. If women want want they can use it while dancing.

US and International Patents have been filed for its methods and devices.

It's trademarked in the US(serial # 85048794), EU & Japan (International Reg # 1062656) as:

"Adult sexual stimulation aids, namely, massage systems comprised of non-electric and electric massage devices held in place by non-electric and or electric positioning devices for stimulating, vibrating, and massaging various parts of female anatomy and stimulation devices for aiding in sexual arousal and experience while reclining, standing, sitting or dancing for women that can be used both unclothed and clothed for private and or public use"

Some people joke that it's a 21'st Century cure for "Female Hysteria"

I need a DiscoStick(TM) tonight!

DiscoStick(TM) by TheDiscoStick May 3, 2011

disgusticified 

disgusting, but made disgusting for some reason

"I can't stand her, she's so disgusticified"

disgusticified by Dmax January 9, 2007

Dialistic 

1. When your dyslexic and try to spell dyslexic but fail
2. A dyslexic word for dyslexic, a person named Carlo would commonly interchange these terms and now he's known as the dialistic man

Man, Carlo really said Dialistic instead of Dyslexic. Point and laugh, point and laugh!

Dialistic by Rektxington April 12, 2021

dislogic

A use of logic that impedes the correct understanding of a matter. Often employed by politicians.

Saying you took out the trash on Monday, when you took it out on a Monday three weeks earlier. While the statement is true in itself, it is false in the proper context.

dislogic by Calibrae October 11, 2012

Dislosick 

When something disgusts you so much to the point of making you sad, angry, and sick to your stomach. The feeling you get when you think of him with another girl. It’s more than just heartbreak of sadness or jealousy it’s absolutely disgust and resentment mixed with heartache.

Thinking of him loving anyone but me makes me dislosick. It crushes me and makes me want to puke.

Dislosick by chingchongibangedurmom November 26, 2020

Discostick

A code word for a guy's penis.

"Let's have some fun, this beat is sick; i wanna take a ride on your discostick."

(Lady Gaga)

Discostick by Sup824 April 17, 2009