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Disgusturbate 

(Verb) masturbation but to something that disgusts you.
Chad: I can't stop watching midget scat porn.
Kyle: oh you like to Disgusturbate!

Disasturbate 

When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.
"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."
Disasturbate by kOrEAn Bbq May 9, 2013

Disasturbate 

Masturbating during a natural or otherwise any disaster.
The tornado is coming, I better disasturbate so I can too.
Disasturbate by Jawsh00 July 3, 2015

disgusterbating 

The most disgusting thing worse than being caught masturbating
This tequila tastes disgusterbating!
disgusterbating by @angusta25 December 16, 2014

Disasturbate 

When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate.
"Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."
Disasturbate by foooswagga-7 April 14, 2013

Disasturbate 

Watching that show Doomsday Preppers is great way to disasturbate.
Disasturbate by Evan Estaog May 26, 2012