Dirty Kristie

Dirty Kristie very happy and will do pretty much ANYTHING to ANYONE when alcohol is involved, but shy and quiet and won't make eye contact while sober

Dirty Kristie is out to have fun tonight, give her a beer.

Dirty Kristie by Kristieherself June 11, 2020

dirty kristen

When you fuck somebody to death

I pulled a dirty Kristen last night.. There were no survivors.

dirty kristen by Wilcomk March 30, 2020

Dirty Kristen

When a sexy witch with a nice ass lures a man in to perform sex magick and then steals his wallet and anything worth of value once he falls asleep.

Belinda- Wow Kris Did you see how that piece of shit treated that girl?
Kris- Ya girl, I seen that! I’m gonna Dirty Kristen his bitch ass at 3.

Dirty Kristen by Kris Vee March 30, 2020

Dirty Kirstie lee

This girl shoots shrek figurines up random people’s buttholes until they scream “Do the roar”. They are to be FEARED.

“HELP SHARON IS DOIN A DIRTY KIRSTIE LEE ON ME”

Dirty Kirstie lee by Broskiiiiii3000 April 13, 2020

Dirty Kristina 

A Dirty Kristina is when a female gives sexual pleasure to a males anus

I met up with this girl last night and gave me a dirty kristina

Dirty Kristina by BuckingBronco69 June 5, 2020

dirty kristin 

v. when having sex a guy pulls out, cums in her mouth, and brushes her teeth with his dick

I haven't brushed my teeth all day...Mike, will you dirty kristin me?

dirty kristin by Kalison November 7, 2007

Dirty Kristine 

When you Chinese finger cuff two gay men for free room and board but secretly fantasize about muscled meatheads tickling your twat

I had no place to catch when I moved to Hawaii so I had to pull a Dirty Kristine

Dirty Kristine by Pineapple dreamcatcher April 17, 2020