when you skewer tomatos on your boyfriends shlong and he fills them up with jizz while you eat them off the end one by one.
jason : damn, i heard you guys banging last night it was so loud and squelchy
Dylan: yeah, me and cheryl were doing the dirty alika she ate so many i was drained.
jason: wow bro...
When your girl is so fucking hot, thag you bust a nut to her 20 times in a row and smother yourself in your own nut and get her to lick it off you while making her meow.
"Oh my god, my girlfriend is so hot I just wanna beat my meat to her"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)