First find a diaper filled with shit and piss.
Then tie a very long string to it.
Throw the diaper with the string attached to it on top of a building.
The string should be at about the same level as your face when
you’re done.
On the end of that string put a sign that says pull really hard 4 $$$.
When an
unfortunate victim pulls the string they will not get any money and instead will get a bunch of
piss and shit on their head.