Dilap

A person who is a fool and loves getting in trouble. Occasianally does drugs to relive him of his troubles.

Dave: Hey that guy just got in trouble again for dealing drugs
Pervaz: What an idiot he's probably going to smoke his stash
Dave: Yea he pulled a Dilap

Dilap by Dave12 January 3, 2014

Slot Diaper 

What the senior citizens wear at the Casino while playing the Slot Machines. The diaper is worn for long periods of time for fear of missing the Jackpot upon leaving to use the washroom.

Granny was geared up for an 8hr shift on her favorite One Armed Bandit cuz she had her Slot Diaper on.

Slot Diaper by will bitten June 6, 2017

dicaprihoe 

Someone who is obsessed with Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio. Don't mess with these bitches, coz they will Fuck. You. Up. You. They come in all ages. You should never mention that he is old enough to be their dad, or that he has never won an Oscar.

Person:"Leonardo DiCaprio don't deserve no Oscar"
Dicaprihoe:"prepare to die, mother fucker!"
Boy:"why do girls like Titanic so much?"
Dicaprihoe"Leo, duh"

dicaprihoe by Goldee_Lox August 25, 2016

Diaper Don 

The nickname for Donald Trump after finding out that he uses a diaper and shits his pants a lot because he takes a lot of drugs.

Did you hear about Diaper Don?

Diaper Don by urmommagetsbangedbymedaily November 27, 2020

soap diaper 

A heavy lathering of soap in and around the the anus, pelvic and grundle area giving the appearance of a foamy diaper.

After accumulating a dense layer of dick cheese and smegma on his scrotal sack, Eugene was overdue to don a soap diaper.

soap diaper by TurdSmuggler2000 December 23, 2022

leonardo dicaprio

most attractive man to ever live. every girl’s fantasy, a timeless heartthrob. stole everyone’s hearts as a teen and is still hot now.

if i had a time machine i would go back to when leonardo dicaprio was my age so i could legally fuck him

leonardo dicaprio by it’s ur girl September 1, 2019

need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!

If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!

need a diaper scared by I, Wreckerrr October 27, 2020