Defibulator

A person (most often a parent), whom reveals the truth behind white lies and exaggerated situations.

The way this government is run, this Country is going to need an ARMY of Defibulators to straighten its shit out!

My Dad is the defibulator in our family, no one can get anything passed him.

In class today we did not get much accomplished because the Teacher had to play the defibulator, between Dwayne and Jose for the Principal.

Defibulator by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009

defibulator

a device constructed of toliet paper roll and bounce sheets to filter out the weed smoke

yo pass me the defibulator so my moms cant smell the smoke!

defibulator by Stewie31 May 2, 2009

debigulator 

A tool used by little frink in the genesis tub of treehouse of horror VII of the simpsons

Little Frink: It worked! The Debigulator worked!

debigulator by Velvet_Nightmare August 11, 2004

defibulater 

a cattleprod like device used to encourage young children to speak the truth

Woman, fetch me that thar defibulater. I'm gunna git me some sense outa this here boy.

defibulater by gregoriousvictorious March 3, 2008

Debigulator 

A universal incorrect name for an item or object used to reduce something from a large size to a smaller size, an example of such an item would be a 1/2" drive to 3/8" drive socket adapter.

*ratcheting noises* "Hey Pat, grab the debigulator out of my tool box and a 10mm"
*Electrician installing/wiring a 3 Phase piece of shop equipment in a home garage* "To convert from industrial power to residential power we need a debigulator"

Debigulator by MemphisIBB January 13, 2021

defogulator 

in todays tongue, defogulator is simply an interal ati geforce megabyte superdrive which totally boosts your computers core performance. It also increases RAM capability and more than triples the CPU's cooling speed. Also the defogulator will make your gaming career ten times more fun.

Dude, yall got defogulators installed in your computer? It makes them hella faster!

defogulator by Daniel L Clark March 7, 2008

defibillator 

to lie or otherwise mislead at a moment later than anticipated

She 'dun told defibillator than I thought she would.

defibillator by Thadan July 8, 2011