Me: Yo I have beenfalling into the V-Tuber rabbit hole lately. I really like Mori Calliope's content
Friend: Oh, so you are part of Deadbeats now?
Me: Yup
Bobby: You wanna go explore Edmonton sometime?
Billy: No that place has nothing other than its mall. It's called Deadmonton for a reason
Bobby: You right, we should just stay here in Calgary that place boring as fuck
after taking a shit leave un-wiped for several hours, if done correctly, the shit left on your asshole should be rock hard. Find a victim (preferably asleep), squat over his face with your pants and jocks down, rapidly scratch your asshole and you should see small brown flakes of shit fall on the victims face. Then resulting in the victims face covered in deadants.
"at my friends sleepover party, I forgot to buy him a present so I left him a pile of deadants on his forehead".