Dayafter 

100% pure sexy, swank, and awesome all rolled into one bald headed gent, though a bit of a dandy.

Damn, that guy is a Dayafter for sure!

Dayafter by dr.dayafter February 19, 2010

the day after christmas 

the most depressing day of the year

kid 1- YAY CHRISTMAS
kid2- oh yay....but tomorrow is the 26th, the day after christmas... Most depressing day of the year. :/

the day after christmas by christmasluvr December 26, 2010

day after drinking shits 

the nasty, extra smelly and sometimes explosive shits that occur following a hefty night of drinking.

TP: "Fuck I really tied one on last night!"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"

day after drinking shits by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

The Second Day After Never 

Beyond never. It will not only never happen, but I would bet against it happening until all time ends, plus two days. (and what is a "day" after time stops?)

Q: Do you think the pope will become a muslim or a jew?

A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.

The Second Day After Never by RacistAsshole November 17, 2011

Day after balls 

The smell of your sack after a day of masturbating without washing yourself afterwords. The lotion smell stays on the scrotum and gives of a distinct smell.

I delayed my bj for fear that she would smell my day after balls.

Day after balls by Mac Linton May 20, 2005

The day after tomorrow

1) Not today, or tomorrow, but the next day.
2) A hollywood screenplay focusing on the dawn of a new ice age and the end of civilization as we know it.
3)Weed.

1)The day after tomorrow is two freaking days away.
2) Woe, that movie could be good, except it's way unrealistic about a lot of things
3)Hey man, lets go smoke the day after tomorrow...it's crazy shit.

The day after tomorrow by w00t July 21, 2004

The day after... 

The day after is a way of saying something epic or terrible happened the nite before,in reference to the droping of an A-Bomb and it's undeniable impact on ones life. Here are some nites that could lead to a day after

1.Hardcore drinking nite.

2.Ending up in jail for any numerous reasons.

3.Epic sexual conquest.

4.Being on the wrong end of a beatdown.

5.Not remembering last nite at all.

dude 1: I have a killer hangover and don't rember anything about last nite.

dude 2:Ahh, The day after...

The day after... by TV CAR March 22, 2010