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Kid with no dick. A Dickless Son of a Bitch. known to live at the hamlet, which according to urban legend is located in Western Pennsylvania. He once saved the world. Walks around with green shoelaces that are tied too fucking tight, causing the eyelets to touch on his green adidas sneakers. Ball does it all, but he is still lacking in some areas. Besides all of this, he is very loved and hopes to attend Princeton University in the year 2008.
"Ball..." (refuses to look back) "Ball..." (still refuses to pay attention) "Dicklesssonofabitch!" (the D.S.O.B turns around and asks what you want.)
D.S.O.B by joseeee October 9, 2006
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G.D.M.F.S.O.B. 

"God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"
G.D.M.F.S.O.B. by Mike Pissoff November 14, 2003

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. 

Joe called Sally a G.D.M.F.S.O.B. after she tried a dirty-sanchez Hitler combo on him.
G.D.M.F.S.O.B. by Russian Love April 30, 2005

G.D.M.F.S.O.B

she called me a gdmfsob!
G.D.M.F.S.O.B by lerryn August 27, 2005

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d 

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T 

Pill Popping Dope Smoking Pussy Eating Mother Fucken Outlaw Brothers Biken Together
found on tattoos, colors, and business cards. P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T

i.t.o.l.b.s.o.d 

im tired of living but scared of dieing
boy : i.t.o.l.b.s.o.d
girl: me too