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Black Scottish Cyclops

A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.
"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy

Cyclopentylaminopropane 

A mild stimulant drug that some people use for a cognitive edge, and/or psychical edge. Effects include alertness, increased strength, and desire to do things. It's far weaker than amphetamine. However, it's stronger than caffeine. Though stronger than caffeine, it's unclear whether it's clearer than caffeine, or more jittery and aggresive than caffeine.
Dudu: Cyclopentylaminopropane is awesome! It helps me get motivated.

cyclops penis 

A cyclops penis is a subspecies of the very fabrics of reality itself. It is said that the cyclops penises where amongst the first things synthesized after the big bang. They are characterized in a 2 dimensional form as a penis (obviously) with a signature eye resembling that of a predator and their rather large lips just beneath the aforementioned eye. They also have 2 signature organic testicles (on the exception of the mighty bro wheeze) in which they draw their strength from reality. The two most widely knows cyclops penises are yung breezy (the almighty) and his nigga bro wheeze.
Big bang: *happens*
Cyclops penises: Allow us to introduce ourselves

Weeping Cyclops 

Weeping Cyclops-
(Verb)-
The act of poking one's eye out and ejaculating below the functional eye, creating a stream of "tears".
(Noun)-
One whose eye has a trail of semen, similar to that of tears, to the bottom of their cheek.
"So are you gonna make her a into Weeping Cyclops tonight?"
Weeping Cyclops by BleuMoon February 5, 2010

the brown cyclops 

the act of spreading you ass cheeks, flexing the anus muscle, shouting, "i am the brown cyclops, I see all!"
i froze in fear as the brown cyclops shouted at me.

making the cyclops cry 

"I was so horny that when i got home from school i turned on some porn on my computer and made the cyclops cry"

"When I'm horny, making the cyclops cry is the only thing that can cure what ails me"