Curtained 

Smashed off your face, tits or any other part of your anatomy.

Darren was WELL mo fo-ing curtained last weekend. He tried to have sex with a lamppost.

Curtained by Pickle 'o' January 14, 2009

Blue Curtained 

the female version of blue-balled

my husband totally left me blue curtained last night

Blue Curtained by the no h December 3, 2018

Princess curtains 

Curtains that are split in the middle & held to the side with decorative tassels or something similar. The left side looks like the letter K.

I Love my Princess curtains so much! I even made the shower curtain into Princess curtains!

Princess curtains by Starchylde May 28, 2016

prosciutto curtains 

Piss flaps or labia majora that resemble a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked.

That chick I hooked up with had really sexy prosciutto curtains that hung down like soft fleshy saddle bags and made me hungry for antipasto.

prosciutto curtains by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

Beige Curtain 

A boring girl, as interesting as beige curtains in a motel room. A Beige Curtain does not recognize humor and has no edge. She's generally devoid of her own interests outside of her boyfriend and shoes.

"Hey, man. Are you still seeing Brenda?"
"No way. Talking to her is like pulling teeth. Total beige curtain."

Beige Curtain by Uncle Fun September 25, 2012

Bin Curtains 

A moderator of a facebook page who rules with an iron fist. Except on Tuesdays when he's normally pretty chill.

"Wow. Jamie was being a real bin curtains today"

"Don't worry it's Tuesday tomorrow, he'll let us shit post tomorrow"

Bin Curtains by C.H.Ungs January 20, 2019

Hair Curtain 

When someone uses their hair to shield their face during awkward situations.

LINDSAY felt so awkward in front of her boss that she put up her hair curtain and pretended that she was invisible.

Hair Curtain by tinyunicorn June 24, 2015