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Crunk$ide 

A group of young men residing in Oakland County, located on the outskirts of Detroit. Of all shapes, races, and sizes, these boys have created a new language for themselves. They smoke the 'dutchie', drink the 'drank', 'shred' in their whips, and 'sesh' with bitchez. There's no one else out there like them, they're truly one of a kind. Often, they think highly of themselves. (sometimes too highly)
"MMMMmmmMMM so hottttt"
"yahhhh mmm so hot right nowwww"
"dutchies"
"that purple draannnkk"
"yee"
"booze cruise"
"_______'s tryin to sessionnn"
"get it"

"..........

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A derivative of Crunk, which generally means "very drunk." A Crunkie is someone, usually an underage girl, who is very drunk.
Hey Jerome, let's go to that bar up 23rd street. Nah, just a bunch of crunkies there drinking on fake IDs. Yeah, like I said, let's go to that bar up 23rd street.
crunkie by JeromeT May 19, 2005

walter crunkite 

A state of mind that is much crazier, drunker and sloppier than the already widely used crunk. Based on famous newscaster Walter Cronkite, if you have had so much to drink or smoke that you have achieved the level of Walter Crunkite, you should probably slow down.
"Man, everybody is pretty crunk at this party, but that one kid is absolutely Walter Crunkite."
walter crunkite by Matt Stanyon August 10, 2006

[Crunkadelic] 

Crunked to the point of delerium.

A modern spin on the idea of 'Funkadelic' popualized by George Clinton in the late 1960's.

The qualities of being Crunk, Funkadelic and even Psychodelic (depending on the Sizzurp consumption rate) all rolled into one easy word.
The band got all Crunkadelic after the lasers went up.

We is Crunkadelic all up in this solar system.
[Crunkadelic] by Donkey Hodey January 20, 2009

Crunkziez 

The same as Crunk, but an adjective or interjection in some cases. Also just a great answer to nearly any question or response to any statement. See synonyms at WHITE JEWISH GIRL WHO IS REALLY POPULAR.
Person 1: I think I love you.
Person 2: CRUNKZIEZ!
Crunkziez by Vicziez March 27, 2008

Mud Crunkies 

From the Hannah Montana show on Disney.

Meaning "dang it" " or "oh crap"
No you cant go to the show Oliver

Aww Mud Crunkies!!
Mud Crunkies by phaz212 December 7, 2009

Crunkiee 

Crunkiee is an exceptionally skilled gb player for COD.
Dang Crunkiee just aced that.
Crunkiee by Literall October 30, 2011