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Crucifornication

1)The act of crucifying somebody while fucking their brains out.
2)A sick metal band from Santa Cruz,California
"Hey man, you take part in the crucifornication yesterday?"
"Ya missed the Crucifornication show ya bumfuck!"

Crucifried 

When you burn the h*** out of something to eat
So spicy it makes you sweat.
I want my burger crucifried. Black crispy and spicy hot!

cruciform joint 

A marijuana cigarette (or joint) rolled to form a cross. This is also known as a crossroads, or a cross joint.
The movie "Pineapple Express" starring Seth Rogen and James Franco has a good example of the cruciform joint.

"hey buddy, wanna help me light this cruciform?"

Crucifry 

A French fry which has been crucified. They generally appear to be cut most of the way through into segments, like an avocado.
Look! I found a crucifry
Crucifry by PFNinja April 20, 2019

Crucifriday 

There is nothing good about Good Friday. Jesus was crucified on this day. Henceforth it should be known as Crucifriday.
Are you taking Crucifriday off? We should go to church.
Crucifriday by TroyLoch11 April 12, 2025

Crucifriday 

The day Jesus was crucified, for some reason we call it Good Friday.
Do you have Crucifriday off? We should go to church.
Crucifriday by TroyLoch11 April 15, 2025