Crop Block 

When a friend Cock Blocks you by Crop Dusting the area where you are talking to a girls at the bar.

"Damn it. I can't believe he Crop Blocked me last night."
"What do you mean?"
"He kept farting and Crop Dusting the whole bar last night and that made the girl I was talking to leave."
"That Sucks"
"Yeah what an asshole, I had that chick in the bag until I got crop blocked."

My married friends find it humorous to eat Chipotle prior to going out for the sole reason of Crop Blocking me while talking to girls at the bar.

Crop Block by Wan-Stamos January 14, 2011

Crop Block 

When a farmer blocks another farmer from harvesting or planting his/her crops on Farmville. This is usually used when a farmer's crops are about to wither.

Farmer 1: "Yo I planted some pumpkins about 11 hours ago and i need to harvest real quick"
Farmer 2:"Sorry man I'm actually harvesting and planting right now."
Farmer 1: "You're the biggest crop block ever. I'm never sending you free gifts."

Crop Block by BBBBBBRIAN November 2, 2009

Crop Block 

To get cropped out of a picture with you and a really hot girl(s).

Every picture of you on Facebook or MySpace was Crop Blocked, jerk.

Crop Block by Vike188 December 11, 2009

Crop Blocked 

When you try to purchase an amount marijuana or crop from someone when someone else enters the room or area that is disapproving of the purchase. You have been crop blocked, like cock blocked, but while trying beef up your stash.

Man, I was trying to score some good nugs at a good price and he walked in the room and totally crop blocked me.

Crop Blocked by Fo Realzzzz November 13, 2011

Crop Blocking 

When someone won't let you get on the computer to crop your Farm on Farmville.

Honey, my crops are going to wither if I don't get on the computer soon, stop crop blocking me!

Crop Blocking by op_ivy August 10, 2010

crop blocker 

Deliberately cutting out (cropping) someone from a memorable moment captured on camera with intent to absorb all the glory and admiration of the photo taken with an attractive/famous person of the opposite sex. This calculated act of cruelty can lead to anxiety, depression, rage, disappointment, and most of all revenge! (Also known as photo sabotage)

When your seemingly best friend crops your face off while posting a picture of the two of you with Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys to make it appear that she had him all to himself for the money shot. You anxiously await for the posting on a popular social networking site only to realize that your bff is nothing but an evil crop blocker! She has taken you out!

crop blocker by quemonkey March 27, 2009

Crop blocked 

getting cropped out of a picture

Wow I took that picture and he totally cropped her out of it, you can see her arm and everything. She got crop blocked.

Crop blocked by JBeasty February 7, 2013