Crnap 

When you fall asleep while sitting on the toliet.

I was so exhausted after work that I wound up taking a crnap in the bathroom.

Crnap by footballfan20852 March 3, 2017

crapalini 

Italian bullshit.

Enzo: Hey if you lend me 20 bucks I'll return them tomorrow.
You: Cut the crapalini Enzo.

crapalini by martinmicci April 28, 2014

what the crap? 

a substitute for "what the hell?" or "what the fuck?"

*Nicole throws a soda can at the back of Mary's head*

Nicole: hahahahaha!
Mary: What the crap?!

what the crap? by marrrrrry May 4, 2005

wolf crap 

false, fake, rubbish,impossible, unbelievable,wolf excrement,bull shit

Person 1: Dude, sorry I couldn't go to the party this weekend since I was sick.

Person 2: Really?!? That's a bunch of wolf crap, someone posted pics of you on facebook partying like crazy that day.

wolf crap by TheForceofG May 9, 2012

Crap attack 

When someone is overreacting to a really minor problem. Or what you say when someone is being a total boob punch.

Mom: Where the hell were you?!
Me: I got detention.
Mom: DETENTION???!?!?
Me: It's no big deal Mom, don't have a crap attack.

Crap attack by It'sGonnaBeLitten May 16, 2016

crappy piece of crap 

iDubbz. Literally.

Do you know what idubbz is?

You: What?

A CRAPPY PIECE OF CRAP!

crappy piece of crap by MyBigFatBoobs December 13, 2019

crap pipe

other word for asshole

she got a creampie in her crap pipe

crap pipe by ultramizer November 6, 2008