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adjective used to describe something completely awesome; greatest of the great.

A nerd reference to The Criterion Collection, a company founded in 1984 that distributes "authoritative" consumer versions of important classic and contemporary films by many of the world's most important directors.
Mom, you've outdone yourself this Thanksgiving. That meal was totally Criterion.

Believe me, Sarah is a Criterion lay.
Criterion by cheecheejotchers February 27, 2009
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There are two meanings for 'criterion'.

1. A series of criteria set out on an assignment sheet, usually found in a high school setting;
2. A fictional character brought to life in a Legal Studies class at a Queensland private school. Criterion has a small round body with large teeth. He is also the promoter of Criterion Cereal which can be found at your local supermarket. Criterion has an arch nemesis known as Assessment.
Girl: Oh my GOSH! You just ate a criterion!
Boy: I did not, my Chemistry assignment is still in my bag, you idiot.
criterion by SockEater September 6, 2006

Criterion Grill 

Criterion Grill: A term used to describe a sexual maneouvre where a man is 'grilled' between 2 girls. 'Grilling' involves Girl A rubbing herself upon the man's face, while Girl B takes the 'cowgirl' position...
The term originated amongst students in Picadilly, after the fabled antics of the head waiter at the Criterion Grill in Picadilly.
The question 'have you eaten at the Criterion Grill in Piccadilly?' is a popular opening gambit to discover whether a man/woman is interested in a sexual liaison.
Aww man, FRAN and Suzie gave me the full Criterion Grill last night, it was bitchin'

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do
The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

crittering 

One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.
He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.
crittering by obx2009 June 1, 2009

Cesars Criterium 

The Cesars Criterium is a check that is passed only if a girl looks beautiful wearing a ballgag

If she does not she will have failed the check
That girl looks hot in a ballgag- she definatly passes the Cesars Criterium
Cesars Criterium by zantehood August 18, 2023

caitriona 

A trully fabulous being
did ya see yur wan caitriona?
shes trully fab
caitriona by Trinah November 24, 2006