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Crackersacker 

There goes one of those crackersackers

crackerfucking 

To spend time doing small trivial tasks, and as a result, avoiding doing larger and more important tasks. Originally developed in reference to leveling up in a video game and not acheiving the next step in the quest, thus not accomplishing a lot in advancing the progress of the game. Usually boring for others.
"Paul spent most of the day at work crackerfucking. He hasn't gotten any of his projects completed."
crackerfucking by DiZinger December 13, 2008

crackerjacker 

Noun

1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.

2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.
"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll bet he touched every Fruit Loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."
crackerjacker by billebllunt May 14, 2014

crackerjacker 

wow crackerjacker is awesome.
crackerjacker by the illusionist September 23, 2003

Crackerjacker 

Someone of a different race who screws over a white person during an illegal transaction.
That crackerjacker just stole my damn money and I ain’t got no weed tonight.

crackerlackerpoopars 

a really random word I made up when i was bored
um..............i cant think of an example but crackerlackerpoopars