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Cowis is a fetishist of consume or swallowing a male's semen in anyway not coming straight from the penis itself.

Stand for: Consume semen (Cum Off, With, In, or Some kind of odd way)
Cowis consuming: Cum (semen or sperm) off of a plate, the floor, the bed, somebody else, etc. with food, (strawberries, cup cake, salad, etc), in a cocktail, juice, milk, etc, or some kind of a odd way from a toothbrush, from a shot glass, a spoon, off the toes, from the face, etc. anyway but not straight from, around or off the penis.
Cowis by ToyBare January 2, 2010
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the language in which a cow speaks; Most commonly the word (moo)
dude did you hear that girl speak cowian in the lunch room?!
Cowian by KateBSum-MoOoO February 15, 2019

Pushing cows 

Also used as push her cow and push my/mah cow.

1 - The act of self-describingly handling yours or someone else's genitals as a manner of masterbation.
2 - Being discreet about a sexual mannerism
3 - Simply put, playing with yourself or someone else.
"Go away for a few minutes while i Push mah cow!"

"Did you see the two girls in the field yesterday?"
"No, but i heard they were pushin' eachother's cow".
"I wish i could've seen them pushing cows. I mite've pushed mah cow too".

"Dude! did you hear some one got caught Pushing thier cow in the bathroom at school."
"Ha! Looks like someone didnt know when it is ok to Push thier cow".
Colista is a Greek name that means 'Most Beautiful'.
It is a very unique name and if you ever find a Colista, try as hard as possible to become friends with her. Colista's are always fun to be around. When they find something or some one they truly love, they become obsessed. Colista's are very out going and can talk to everyone. They are shy at first but when you get to know them they can talk all day. Colista's are intelligent and creative. Colista's are also very musically talented.
Wow, she's beautiful, she must be a Colista!
Colista by swaggygurll January 2, 2014

suck my cows 

The act of sucking one's udders whilst the other moans moo in a loud, grotesque manner
"Like, Oh my GoSH, he is so cute. Ugh, what I wouldn't give for him to suck my cows!"

The Comish 

The owner of “The Comish” is @tweakseason on Tiktok and Instagram
“You aint get no promish from the comish
The Comish by Manny.nyc May 4, 2022
Coise is an abbreviation of the name Marcoise, Marcoise is a play on the name of Marcus and Marcus is a joke name for someone named Mark.

Thus someone who is ugly with big ears and called Mark may be known as Coise.

Please also see Carbootoise, Carfunkle, Art Garfunkle, Art of a Guff, Crud, Grunt or Crunt
Coise is an ugly little Crunt.
Coise by jlang1 December 3, 2011