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cruch cruch 

See crucial, the shortened form of crucial.
Dag! That j0nx is cruch cruch!
cruch cruch by ura-kit February 6, 2003

Crunchy Cooch 

Rhona Clarke / Nelly (Nelson Mandela)/ Queen Of Clean
Crunchy Cooch by Crosseyed September 10, 2020

beefy cruch burrito 

The best burrito taco bell ever invented. It has flaming hot frittos in it.
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!
hey man i want some mexican food
well lets go to taco bell and get a "beefy cruch burrito"
Just a weird sounding word that came up to me one afternoon and I decided to define it as follow: a counch is person laying lazy in bed cause of an injury but who should actually get up
He fell mountain biking this weekend and now hes become a counch
counch by Procouncher October 31, 2020
A uneducated individuals version of a typical couch.
“It’s over there on the counch.”

The what? Wtf is a counch? There’s no N in couch

cruch my balls 

i beg
cruch my balls by thefrench_baget November 24, 2022