Couch Glue 

Very potent, and sticky, marijuana that causes you to become glued to the couch.

Dylan: Dude this couch glue has me so stuck to the couch right now, I'm gonna have to call in sick for work cause there is no way I'm getting up.

Couch Glue by KronicKing420 September 4, 2011

couch glue 

A highly engaging video game that captivates the player to such an extent that they remain glued to the couch for hours, often losing track of time. Characterized by addictive gameplay, immersive storytelling, or relentless action loops that make it nearly impossible to put down.

I was only going to play for 30 minutes, but that new RPG is total couch glue—I didn’t move for five hours.

couch glue by 133764M3R March 27, 2025

glued her to the couch 

To have sex on the couch. Often times occurring when the bedroom is occupied.

After we went back to her place, I glued her to the couch.

glued her to the couch by slurber August 8, 2011

couch~glued 

A state of being So Into something, as like TV or a Deep Conversation, that the person is Completely Unable to tear themselves away from it!!

They were Completely couch~glued that they missed dinner!!

couch~glued by Starchylde January 28, 2015

Coochglue 

When a girl's woohoo petrifies the crotch of her panties like Super glue.

"Bitch take a bath, y' got coochglue on my sofa!"

Coochglue by IdntgivaFOX April 11, 2020