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graduation consummation 

to have sex for the first time of being a (high school/collage) graduate. A great way to celebrate your graduation and an awesome excuse to have sex.
Susan: "Can you believe it Dave? We're finally graduating!"

Dave: "I know right? Wanna celebrate with a graduation consummation?"

Consumation 

You: So, what does "consumation" mean?
Me: THE ACT OF GETTING LAID.
You: I'm going to look this up on Urban Dictionary!
Me: IT'S ALREADY THERE!

consummation brunch 

A brunch held by the bride and groom on the day after a wedding, usually inviting the out-of-town guests. Usually a low key way to end a wedding weekend.
Jack and Kate’s friends attended the consummation brunch, despite all being hung over from the wedding the night before.
consummation brunch by jdiggity83 October 12, 2018

consumation 

Common misspelling of "consummation", and occasionally of "consumption".
A marriage can be annulled on grounds of lack of consumation.
consumation by Jerzy from Wikipedia December 31, 2008

Inside Consummation 

When a man and a woman get together and make inbred babies.
Did you hear about John and Sara? They did some inside consummation.

Presidential Consummation 

Outlined in Article Two section Eight of the United States Constitution, the President elect and Vice President elect must have passionate sex before the presidential inauguration, or else the election results will be voided. To ensure checks and balance in the executive branch and with other branches, this act must feature the president elect elect in a dominant position to the submissive Vice President elect, and the process must be overseen by the SCOTUS judges to ensure completion.
“Bro if Desantis wins in 2024 with a male vp, he’ll have to have gay sex because of the presidential consummation! Take that homophobes!”