Connery 

crazy, wild, silly, doesn't care at all! super wierd in a hilarious, knock-your-socks off way! loyal and protective, is still a 3-year-old in so many ways, loves friends more than anything!! is a dinosaur pirate superhero :)

dude, Connery was so funny last night!
did you see Connery? haha, she's adorkable!
Connery, i love you!!

Connery by StitchGurl October 22, 2010

Connery 

What I did to your mother last night.

You hear that Trebek, with your dego moustache and your greasy hair; I conneryd your mother!

Connery by Pepe Lopez March 21, 2003

Connery 

A ruthless gangsta

You are a connery.

Connery by SmallNibba December 5, 2019

connery 

And lets not forget in addition to being a Knight and the biggest meme of all time, 007 had the largest body of work in Hollywood - He was Mr. Universe and put Rolex on the map. Fucker infiltrated American culture like nobody's business - and went on to a career as an Oscar winning character actor - anybody who can boldly slap a bitch in the face and their career taking off even bigger as a result is a success on that alone in my book. He outlived and outranked everyone he ever came across- even Marlon Brando - even Arnold - Sean Connery was simply the greatest of all time and nothing less. He will be forever slapping and owning everybody's ass forever for all time while laughing about it because it is just to much dam fun and if your not down with that he will just pull out a gun and put a hole in your stomach and watch you bleed out. Then he will pull out a shitty plastic weed pipe marketed by China in his likeness and smoke your ass after picking you up and breaking you over his knee then suplexing your your ass off a bridge and then getting in a submarine car while wearing his Rolex Submariner to maliciously shoot lasers at your rotting corpse - then he will find new ways to fuck with you some more.

Sir Connery just hoaxed your c@ndy ass

connery by King Krap October 31, 2020

Connery 

I pet my green cats and a Mr.Doesn't give two shit's unles someone's brighten his day. Also gets angry a little bit.

Connery has got a good voice and talent. One day, he wish he could be more repected

Connery by Crystal_Snow August 8, 2022

Connery Slap 

When a definitive action is taken that definitively solves a problem or mutes all criticism. Based on how Sean Connery would slap people in the movies.

" Dude Steve Jobs was taking a lot of flak over not allowing Flash on the iPhone, then he wrote a memo where he totally just Connery Slapped his critics"

" The head of product development was yelling at me why the prototype wasn't ready, I told him it was because he didn't respond to the email I sent him last night where I told him I needed some hardware. He admitted it was his fault. I Connery slapped him"

"Dude we had no tool to check how many users we had, so I stayed up last night and wrote one. I Connery Slapped that problem"

Connery Slap by KLTT November 9, 2013

Connery carpet

Thick chest hair

Look, all I'm asking is that he cleans up the Connery carpet. Shit's getting too thick, aint no one gonna get with that.

Connery carpet by Orez- December 7, 2012