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Cold-Pop 

Any soda from a vending machine, or ice chest, which is chilled to perfection and very satisfying at 3:30 in the morning when you wake to the smell of neighbors barbecuing at your apartment complex, only to find that "Oh, Lord Jesus - It's a fire", and you have to run for your life, forgetting your shoes and everything, Jesus. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Sweet Brown: I woke up to go get me a cold-pop, and I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said "Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire!" and I ran, I didn't grab no shoes or nothin', Jesus... I ran for my life! Then the smoke got me! I got bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!!!
Cold-Pop by Cold Pop McGee June 19, 2013
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Cold Poppin’ 

Gingerly insetting a frozen popsicle into your partner’s rectum and letting it melt before removing the stick.

Generally, performed to add a heightened, cold experience and/or sweet flavor to the ass before eating that booty.
I was cold poppin’ Rachel last night with a Bomb Pop. Man dat booty was sweet eats and had me singing the Stars and Stripes.
Cold Poppin’ by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018

poppin' a cold one with the boys 

When, on Saturday, you find yourself with your other working comrades and are holding I smooth cool bud light.
John came home from work, became enravelled himself in a heated argument with his wife but left hurriedly with the intention of poppin' a cold one with the boys. It was a Saturday and we all know who this day was for.

popping out a cold one 

Havin it away with a dead person-necrophylia
"I was in the grave yard popping out a cold one the other day."
"You skank."

Coldpoptarts 

guy 1: hey you follow coldpoptarts?
guy 2: who?
guy 1: OMG *Shows guy 2 coldpoptarts memes*
guy 2: this guy is funny im going to follow him too
Coldpoptarts by Phatraptor October 15, 2020
a beer. particularly at 3305 20th road or in rapahannock, va
Adam had alot of coldpops and then Rob got a golden shower.
coldpop by Adam Bouffard November 28, 2006