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matthew cockerill 

This guy is an absalute tank of lad who knows what he's chatting.

You can spot a Matthew Cockerill coz he is the fittest lad you ever did see. ;)
*Girl 1 - Woo that lad is fit and i mean.... Fit

*Girl 2 - He has to be a Matthew Cockerill

Cockerella 

Once upon a time, there was hideous creature living in the forest. Its name was Cockerella. It ate prada phones and kids named Nathan O for breakfats, lunch, and dinner. And midnight snacks. Whenever it needed a haricut, it would take a wooden bowl, put it on its head and shave the ends off. However, the creature was very hairy, and it had to do this ritual for all of its body parts. Even those that cannot be named. Many hunters tried to capture it, but they would always flee at the sound of its terifying piss. PSHHH. PSHHH. Just the thought of it gives me shivers. But one day, the beast was pissing so loudly, a little girl named Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua stumbled from her happy country farm into the forest, wondering what on earth it was. When the girl saw the utrocity, she screamed so loud that Cockerella fell backwards, right into a dab of sunscreen. When it realized, it got so angry that it ate poor little Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua, but was so embarassed about the misshap, that it never dared to show its face to anyone again. Some say they can still hear the echoes of its chronic horrifying piss, but most of the Nathans in the village can finally feel safe sleeping at night. THE END :)
I love Cockerella.
Cockerella by Nataliussss June 8, 2009

Horse Cockery 

A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"
If Donaldson continues to spread his horse cockery we reserve the right to fuck him up
Horse Cockery by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011

Sot Cockerel 

A masterful little creature, known for his weed-filled exploits across the mytic planes of East London.
Sotter #1: 'will we ever be as great as the legend that is sot cockerel?'

Sotter #2: 'nope... that dastardly cockerel is too cunning for the likes of us mere mortals'
Sot Cockerel by Sot_padawan November 6, 2018

cockerill 

A boy usually under the age of 18 who has wildly devoleped faster than his pears. This boy usually has a lot bigger penis than other boys his age.
Hey, Johny has been such a Cockerill lately.
cockerill by Areil October 9, 2007

Cockeroy 

Holy shit thats a cockeroy!
Cockeroy by John12345657 November 16, 2010