Clardy 

Short man with a short penis. Another word for short man syndrome. Business success. Liar and manipulator.

Clardy is supposed to be at work, but is actually at Mrs. Jones house.

Clardy by Rudeboi Cool P January 11, 2017

hannah clardy

A nice emo, generally with blonde hair, likes to fuck shit up and steal shit. Soooooooooo, basically the best person ever. (Usally a Lesbian, due to trademark services and shit.) Don't agree? Well GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Duuuuuuuude, did you see Hannah Clardy back there? She FUCKED shit up, man.

hannah clardy by SamtheHam January 24, 2015

Clarys 

A Clarys is someone who isn’t afraid to express herself, she’s optimistic and can withstand many hardships that’s happened to her. She’s mysterious, she always sees the bright in every situation, we don’t know what’s actually going through her head. She’s really likeable and nothing will stop her from smiling through the toughest of times. She’s got one of the greatest personalities and is always willing to help those who are in need; she always sees the bright side of people and it’s quite amazing. She’s under appreciated and deserves a lot more.

Person 1: dude look at her, she’s so cool.
Person 2: of course, that’s a Clarys

Clarys by K_S19 May 1, 2019

Clary Fray 

Clary Fray is one of the main characters in Cassandra Clare's novel series, The Mortal Instruments.

Clary was born in the mundane (human) world and brought up as one of them when her mother ran away from her husband while pregnant. After meeting Jace Wayland and the others Clary soon finds out that she is a Shadowhunter and can see demons and downworlders. She soon discovers that she is different to other Shadowhunters as she has the ability to create new runes.

Clary is described as being stubborn and hot-headed.

Jace Wayland (Shadowhunter): What's an eBay?
Clary Fray: A mythical place of great magical power.

Clary Fray by FlushedToilet April 25, 2011

clarky cat 

A ficticious drug from Brass Eye

"For the last time, I don't know what Clarky Can IS!"
"No, CAT!... Clarky CAT!... The stuff that you chew!"

clarky cat by eViLegion January 25, 2005

clarky cat 

Clarky cat is a made up drug in the same class as other imaginary drugs such as yellow bentines or triple sub it can be bought from any boz boz on the streets of urban britain, as with other imaginary drugs when you approach the boz there is an elaborate verbal dance that you need to go through with them as they pretend not to know what you are talking about, but perseverance is the key here.

Hi are you the boz boz, ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines, or triple sub, or if not any clarky cat, it has to be good though as i don't want to end up like a piano dentist, or even worse go all blutie and take a quack candle and my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat, then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.

clarky cat by andy mackay May 22, 2006

cardy b 

A cardboard version of the actor Ben Hardy who played Roger Taylor in the film Bohemian Rhapsody. The cutout is currently in the possession of co-star Joe Mazzello, who has perpetuated many jokes about a potential relationship between himself and cardboard Ben.

It’s just a bit weird Joe, I mean what exactly are you doing with Cardy B?

cardy b by urpalindrome March 13, 2019