Clamdem 

Clamdem is a takeoff of Mandem and involves a situation where more than woman is gathered in a linear fashion within close quarters on a motorcycle or ATV.

I was rolling down 75 this morning and saw two chicks riding clamdem on that R1!!!

Clamdem by sickofsmuts October 2, 2018

clamdemonium 

Any events involving clam (i.e. lady-schnickens) that stretches the boundaries of the imagination. This can pertain to the sheer quantity of clam, the quality of clam, or some unusual or fantastic act involving clam.

i.e. "Pandemonium"

There was more scattered snatch prowling around that bar than a Vivid Video casting call. It was sheer clamdemonium!

clamdemonium by Chris "Clamdemonium" Davis July 10, 2009

clamdamn 

When girls block other girls from a man or woman. By not letting them get there game on. Same as a cock block but with females.

did you see that bitch clamdamn me. She wouldnt even let me dance with that guy over there she was all over him.

clamdamn by IvyB January 22, 2009

CLAUDEMIRE 

A god/legend named after the Crob, the internal spirit of Claude. Born before all ages, he ruled the tesseract with absolute power. However, he became too powerful and was sent to Earth as a human. Today, he is now a child that is awaiting to be woke and become almighty once more.

How Dare you disrespect the name of CLAUDEMIRE.

CLAUDEMIRE by The meme historian May 24, 2018

Clamembert 

When her pretty little clam is as moist, soft and creamy as an exquisite Camembert cheese.

I shoved two fingers in her clamembert last night. Like liquid velvet down there.

Rachel’s shaved box is a fine serving if exquisite clamembert if I must say.

Clamembert by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Calmdem

Refers to an individual or a group of individuals that are relaxed or rather a one word answer in place of "calm innit"

"What you saying fam?"
"Calmdem g"

Calmdem by Roadboy2132 August 27, 2020

Clandemic 

An epidemic of infectious disease that takes over an entire family or household. Usually perpetuated from child to parent, and back again in a vicious, continuous cycle.

Does anyone know if Shad is going to be in today?

Doubt it, heard there's a clandemic at his house...poor bastard.

Clandemic by Meatcurtain April 30, 2010