Cissell 

a way to describe a UK fan. often times in a negative way. An eccentric fan who does not know their limits

guy1: dude i hate when UK fans pull a Cissell
guy2: yeah i know, it pisses me off, they think UK is sooo cool
guy1: yeah theyre all in your face about it and theyre dumb.
guy2; amen brutha

Cissell by holla-daze December 31, 2010

James Cassells 

James Cassells is known as the sexy drummer of Asking Alexandria. He's easily remembered by his thick yorkshire accent and his tendency to not wear any clothing on his top half while playing. He also plays " Drooms" not "drums".

AA fan 1- Hey did you hear that James Cassells broke the snare drum 2 songs in at the gig in glasgow?
AA fan 2 - yeah! what a guy

James Cassells by whoresnop April 12, 2013

Casselled 

To get led on more than any man has ever been led on and then dropped, rapidly and harshly

That girl just Casselled you

Casselled by MBU December 11, 2017

Sam Cassell 

1. Cousin of the main character from the popular 1980's film, E.T.
2. Los Angeles Clippers guard who brought popularity to the Clippers in the 2005-2006 with his jaw dropping dunks and excellent ability to split team's defenses and dish it off to his teammates

1. Sam Cassell is E.T.'s cousin
2. Did you see that, he totally cheated with his alien powers to dunk like that!

Sam Cassell by Chris Browns May 30, 2006

Matthew Cassell 

huge assed hobbit man with a tiny penis

“you know that kid matthew cassell”

“yeah, he ate my ass last night”

Matthew Cassell by dick123429 February 18, 2019

Cassell Crazies 

1. Fans of Virginia Tech basketball. Named for Cassell Coliseum, home of the Hokies. Superior in every respect to the cameron crazies of Duke.

2. Baddest motherfuckers on the planet. Known for their love of moonshine and "Enter Sandman."

Duke Player 1: Man those Cassell Crazies are fuckin rowdy. They own our fans hardcore.
Duke Player 2: Like totally.
Duke Player 1: Wanna go have butt-sex?
Duke Player 2: Do you have to ask?

Cassell Crazies by Samuel M.F. Johnson January 27, 2005

Cassell 

Often mispronounced "Ka-Sall", this last name could be the last one you hear, because when attached to a woman, manipulation will be your way of death. Typically on drugs or drug addiction treatment medications, this name carrier will begin acting as the damnsel in distress, then slowly get you to do things for her. She will mention liking something, in hopes you get it for her. Do NOT expect anything in return. Expect speaks of family, but don't expect to have one with her. She will talk down on then to you, and down on you to them. The Cassell family sticks together, backing each web of lie with another one. She won't let you see your child, but will let other men around them.

Friend 1: hey man, did you see that new Cassell girl?
Friend 2: bro trust me, my friend dated her 4 years ago and he's still telling me women are pieces of sh*t!

Cassell by Mjonesbitchhh October 29, 2018