Chuntered

Tired

I'm absolutely chuntered mate, im off to bed.

Chuntered by Doolally August 10, 2008

Selfie Centered 

The preference or habit of fapping to ones own selfies.

As a selfie centered individual, Mike preferred to look at his selfies while fapping.

During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.

Selfie Centered by Iphigenia Aubergine June 1, 2016

Chartered Accountant 

A person who is an expert in the field of Accountancy, Auditing, Taxation, Finance and Management and has obtained his professional degree through hard work and sacrifice.

Hanna : The govt sent me a notice to pay tax with penalty and interest... What should I do ?
Barbara : Oh, then you need to consult a Chartered Accountant immediately.

Chartered Accountant by HolyFuckKnuckles June 10, 2018

Chestered 

Getting drunk and posting inappropriate cat dick pictures on Internet forums.

I'm gunna get chestered tonight! TOAK!

Chestered by Uncle Chesterwood November 1, 2014

Chingered Up 

Old Spanish term to screw or f*** something up, no matter what it is.

1) Damn I chingered up my computer with a virus.

2) Don't chinger it up!

Chingered Up by Rumbolator May 14, 2011

Self Centered 

1. A “I” person. A dickhead who only thinks of ones ideas
2. Thinks they are always right
3. Believes no one but themselves
4. Ariel

My plan. My idea. Self Centered bitch or bastard

Self Centered by In2me2 July 9, 2019

America is centered around 

Look it up on Bing

Gerald: Hey! Look up "America is centered around" on Bing!
Goldstein: I just did! It is correct.

America is centered around by TheGigachadJew6Million April 13, 2022