Chumphries 

Kris Humphries must really feel like a chump after his 72 day marriage to Kim Kardashian.

"A 20.5 ct ring, a televised wedding, man she really played that dude like a Chumphries"

Chumphries by Utleygirl November 6, 2011

Kris Humphriesing 

Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."

Baby, stop Kris Humphriesing me, I'm gonna get another black & blue!

Kris Humphriesing by potofgold December 11, 2012

Kris Humphries 

Married to Kim Kardashian for 72 days.

Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.

Kris Humphries by mtf November 18, 2011

chumpsies

Chumpsies is used to point out when someone is embarrassed, defeated, or tricked.

You just tripped! Chumpsies...haha chumpsies!

chumpsies by Chieftan August 8, 2006

chumphrey

Skinny black man who is self proclained "GANGSTER", but more accurately described as a wangster. One who constantly talks about boning down asians but couldnt break the back of a skinny white girl.

Quit acting like a chumphrey and looking at cars you cant afford on craigslist!!

chumphrey by RandollBars March 29, 2009

Rusty Humphries 

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.

The Rusty Humphries Radio show.

Rusty Humphries by Non Urban July 11, 2009

Justin Humphries 

Sexy man with attractive goatee, Steelers fan and everyone loves him

Justin Humphries is the sexiest man i have ever met in my entire life

Justin Humphries by pittsburgh000 June 3, 2010