Chuck Naked 

The state of being completely naked except for a pair of Chuck Taylors on your feet.

It was only afterward that I realized I was standing there "Chuck Naked".

Chuck Naked by Kermit Yodel June 22, 2020

Naked Check 

To check yourself before bathing to make sure all of your clothes are off.

Man, I forgot to do a naked check before I got in the shower, and I looked down and my socks were soaked.

Naked Check by TheSaraBeth June 9, 2009

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick 

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023