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Chronglius 

The biggest of ape brains. Describes the dumbest of people. Or someone that is off the goop
Friend: "I think I'm a dumff." You, "Damn man you went full fucking chronglius there."
Chronglius by bryan.jpg January 13, 2019

Butt Chongler 

When you diddle someone butt like how you diddle your grandpa's loose neck skin; a bitch
Person 1: I feel bad for cutting class I'm going to email my professor
Person 2: Dude quit being such a fucking butt chongler
Butt Chongler by Pook_ October 12, 2016

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''
Mr Crongle; a character with a very large beard which provides shelter to birds and small animals
Look at that crongle; you could keep a zoo in there
Crongle by Mr Crongle April 26, 2013

beef chongle 

NOT a sexual move where the balls are rubbed with beef
instagram user @beefchomgle has no affiliation with the definition of 'beef chongle' written on January 24, 2017
beef chongle by admin bear October 8, 2020

Crongleous 

An underdeveloped human being. Cronglei can be used when referring to multiple people.
God damnit Forehead, you're such a crongleous
Crongleous by Absolutecrong October 21, 2019