Christiaan 

Christiaan - Name

Someone with the name Christiaan is obviously the most charismatic fellow you shall ever meet. He can easily swoon all the ladies with his charm, and talks to females 24/7. Though usually surrounded by hoards of females, he always makes time for his group of homies, and often acts as a wingman for them when needed. He is a sweet and caring fellow, and always tries to cheer-up his friends when they are in strife.

"My day was going pretty rough, but then Christiaan came over and gave me a great pep talk!"

"You can always tell when Christiaan walks into a room. All the chicks flock to him!"

Christiaan by KoalaShark October 1, 2013

Christiaan 

Christiaan is the hottest person you will ever meet. All the girls automatically go to him. He usually gets boners and has the hottest girlfriend ever!

All the girls want to have sex with christiaan

Christiaan by u good bro? May 16, 2019

Christiaan 

A Christiaan is a charming, hot, glorious man with a huge cock. He makes all the girls swoon with his beautifull smile.
whenever you see a christiaan walk by, give him some candy. By doing this he will act as a wingman to get you a chick.
A Christiaan also knows how to put bro's before hoes

"Wow, that is such a Christiaan, he is so nice"

Christiaan by Pseudonimiaan October 31, 2019

Christiaan 

Awesome Demi-God. Always right, godlike command of sarcasm. Also called your radiance

Christiaan, your radiance how can we help

Christiaan by Ano91 February 17, 2017

Christiaan 

Christiaan is beautiful. He has a heart of gold, he’ll only ever want to make people around him feel loved, and he’ll never let you feel left out. He lives for meaningful moments and memories with people he loves and time spent with him makes you feel whole and full of life. Christiaan is the most loving, kind, smart, and inspiring person you’ve ever met. He deserves the world and he has only love to give. With a heart like his, cherish this boy, because he will do great things.

Christiaan, you are so beautiful.

Christiaan by bouncing run June 25, 2023

Christiaan 

A disorder for people who swim too much. A true story, somewhere in Cape Town, South Africa where a person with the disorder suddenly produced gills at his neck and fins at his back though no organs were affected.

Possible symptoms of the disorder (Officially)
1. Has a "van" in his/her name
2. Prone to injuring her/him self whenever the person swims
3. Addicted to swimming too much, similar when a person has an orgasm.

Though not stated in the news, the worst case of the Christiaan Disorder was by an unfortunate swimmer, Christiaan van Zyl.

Christiaan by NameTaker March 31, 2008

Christiaan 

Tall ass motherfucker

When you say hi christiaan
You mean: hi tall ass motherfucker

Christiaan by Wvaushsbkskxosbd July 4, 2021