Christ Jesus

An expression used to denote utter surprise, horror and confusion; used in "Return of the Living Dead" when two paramedics encounter a horde of ravenous undead zombies on the hunt for brains.

Can also be used to denote complete disgust with a person or situation.

"Do you hear that?"

(looks down the road at undead hordes of brain eating zombies)

"Christ Jesus!"

or....

Man1 : "Did you flush the toilet after you dropped that monster dook?"

Man2: "Nope."

Man1: "Christ Jesus. You are disgusting."

Christ Jesus by Johnny Gobs July 6, 2010

jesus christ pose 

A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.

Also the title of a Soundgarden song.

Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.

Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.

jesus christ pose by Buff Bufferman September 9, 2008

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints 

The Reinstated Preferred name for Mormons as of October 2018.

Person 1: Hey... You're a Mormon!
Person 2: *Sigh* No... We are Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints by FungusHughMungus October 29, 2018

Jesus Christ on a bicycle 

The using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.

'Jesus Christ on a bicycle, Bob! You gave me a fright!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'

Jesus Christ on a bicycle by CobyPryant March 30, 2007

jesus christ monkey balls 

term used by officer harris of south park

jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!

jesus christ monkey balls by tj tomorrow March 7, 2007

Jesus Christ on Ice Skates

1> Something so alarming, the only way to exclaim that its truely worth looking at it is reffering to Our Lord Ice Skating.

OR

2> Our Lord out Ice Skating

General Donegal slang of Surprise.

1> Jaime: Yeah but i've never liked him in general

Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard

Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!

2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.

Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.

Jesus Christ: What up!

Jesus Christ on Ice Skates by Jaime-the-ledge January 18, 2010

jesus christ on a motorbike 

A word that is said when someone is someone shocked at a situation.

“Jesus christ on a motorbike, would you look at the size of that carrot”

jesus christ on a motorbike by abbicus January 4, 2019