Chrismyass 

A more modern and less courteous way of saying Bah humbug. A phrase used to show disdain, disinterest, frustration or general irritation with the holiday season. When you can't stand being around insane crowds, bad drivers, fake cheeriness and stupidly decorated houses any more, just yell it at everyone.

Cratchit: Hey neighbor! Have some Christmas cookies! Merry Christmas!
Scrooge: Your wife's cookies suck, your house looks like the holidays vomited on it, and I don't like your family. Chrismyass.

Chrismyass by calvinke December 29, 2010

ChristmAss Crack 

A long sliver of ass crack that hangs out of the back of your pants when you bend over after a few weeks of heavy eating during the holiday season.

My brother vomited on our cousin when mom accidentally showed her ChristmAss Crack to everyone while reaching for champagne at the New Year's Eve party.

ChristmAss Crack by Louisiana Gold December 30, 2009

christmassy 

Special mood during Christmas.
Feeling the Christmas spirit.

I'm feeling very christmassy atm!

christmassy by Tp<3 December 27, 2006

Christmass

The mass of Jesus Christ. Approximately 63kg.

John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."

Christmass by John Superman December 7, 2013

Merry Cristmyass 

just another way to say merry christmas when you've had it with shopping, parking, and people and you cant wait for the holidays to be over...

John: "Merry Christmas Jane"! Jane: "Merry Cristmyass to you to Sweetie"

Merry Cristmyass by pieinyoureye December 20, 2009

Chrismiss

The term used whenever a dude named Chris, Christopher, Christian, Kris, or Kristof ends up not making it home for Christmas. Sometimes a Chrismiss happens multiple years in a row.

Chris told me yesterday over the phone on the 24th that he wasn't making it home again for Christmas. This is now the third time in a row so it's going to be another Chrismiss.

Chrismiss by Circa 1993 AD December 22, 2016

Christmass

When your wife or girlfriend gives you anal sex on Christmas morning!

I got the best Present of all, Christmass!

Christmass by assman08 December 24, 2008