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That's a Chop

used when someone says a statement that makes no sence or is extremly stupid or most likely obvious
kwame said that's a chop when jeremy said today was monday when it was thursday

That's A Chop

This is a saying used when someone says or does something extremely stupid or obvious. It came from the show "Workaholics". When someone does or says something as above, the person who says "that's a chop" is allowed to karate chop the back of their necks. The harshness of said chop depends on the action or words of the receiver. It comes in many forms.
Family pack - everyone in the room is allowed to chop the receiver
Hardies - hard chop
Softies - soft chop (when it wasn't too stupid or obvious)
Selfie - receivers chips themself
Carlos: "Wasn't the song 'Oops I Did It Again' by that blond girl? What's her name? Britney Spears."

Mike: "No shit, Sherlock. That's a chop. No selfies."

Carlos: "Softies, man."
That's A Chop by kayzazzy April 7, 2015

Chop Shop 

A place where stolen cars are disassembled for parts that are then sold.
Chop Shop by Anonymous July 14, 2003

chop stick

If i got my chop stick on me i aint gon fight you. ima shoot you!
chop stick by RonRon512 January 7, 2010

Chop sui 

The Chop sui is when you bang a generic asian slag from behind while simultaneously inserting one chopstick into her puckered asshole and slapping her ass with the other in 4/4 time.
He gave her the chop sui--she could never eat with chopsticks ever again.
Chop sui by P Tibbets January 19, 2011

chop shop 

(n.) A garage that specialises in buying hot (recently stolen) cars and disassembling them to sell the parts individually, where they are vitually untraceable. Many parts will find themselves in west Africa, where they are then sold across the internet witht he claim that they were taken from wrecks. Since the laws regarding reporting wrecks in this part of the world are somewhat obscure, and unco-operative witht he rest of the world, reclaiming the parts, even if you can prove it is yours is very difficult.
The convertable BMW 3.25 was stolen in the early hours of the morning and is probably in a chop shop by now.
chop shop by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004