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Coondawg 

An aging Harlem dweller. A Coondawg by nature likes to think that he/she is very cool, knowledgeable and quite politically correct in order to cover all bases with friends. Coondawgs tend to be on the higher end of middle-agedom and in great attempts to recapture their youth will resort to dating younger women, cheating on their wives, playing water polo or going on adventures to stupid places like Mexico for example. Coondawgs rarely allow their vulnerabilities to show and will not allow themselves to ever be seen in a negative light. Their Facebook will show only their smart and cool side. Any pictures that appear to show the Coondawg looking like a dog with his head out of the window will have their comments deleted immediately. Anyone who allows themselves to even be called a "Coondawg" once they've reached legal drinking age should be reconsidering their entire lives anyway.
"Yo, Andy, what's up bro?"
"Dude, you will address me by my cool name, "Coondawg!"
"Yea dickwad, whatever. Yo, you should get your daughter some Proactive."
"That's my girlfriend...."
Coondawg by waterpoloisgay August 14, 2012
Related Words

Choonage 

British lingo for 'tuneage', ie 'music'.
"Mind if I put some choonage on?"
Choonage by Ally April 20, 2004

Choonder 

man have you seen the nose on that chink over there must be a Choonder
Choonder by lostunsunghero September 2, 2009

chondareli 

Oh my God, Reacon is such a Chondareli
chondareli by Westbrookofcp July 21, 2014
An overconfident,showoff,tard-ish person

urdu : shodda,namoona person

can be used in a loving way too
Person 1 : yar woh kitna bara choona/chooni hai
person 2 : ur a choona

person 3 : ziyada choonay na buno
Choona by UVR November 29, 2010
A word used to describe an amazing looking girl around your vicinity at that time. This word is used to point out said girl to your friends without her or her companions noticing you and calling you out for sexual harassment, which has become common in these present times. Able to be used in close proximity to girls without any unwanted attention.
Girl out of Hearing Range
"Hey, check out that choonay over there by the bench."-Guy1
"Yeah, I give her a 7/10."-Guy2

Girl Within Hearing Range
"Choonay at 3o'clock"-Guy1
"Wow when you say choonay, you mean choonay!"-Guy2

Plural-
"There are so many choonays here at the Library!"
Choonay by Dick Keene April 13, 2008