ChipotBae 

a side piece that you only mess around with because he/she brings you Chipotle.

I'm hungry and horny, so i hit up my ChipotBae for a BJ and a burrito.

ChipotBae by the man of V February 24, 2015

chipotbae 

An employee of chipotle who always goes above and beyond to ensure that customers always have an excellent experience. Often tells you how to get the most out of your BOGO coupon or hooks you up with an extra large scoop of guacamole.

"Wow, that employee made my burrito huge with the extra toppings that I requested and wrapped it up perfectly! What a chipotbae!"

chipotbae by TheBetterLexicographer September 18, 2015

chipotle rimjob 

When you moisten with a wedge of lemon and dip the rim in chili spice.

When life gives you lemons give life a chipotle rimjob.

chipotle rimjob by Ace n Barry February 1, 2017

Chipotle Farts 

The abnormally fouling smelling flatulence that comes after eating at Chipotle Mexican grill.

Dude I had the worst chipotle farts yesterday at work.

Chipotle Farts by swlterp October 23, 2011

chipotlerrea 

Agonizing and explosive rectal discharge caused by Chipotle's new "mystery" E Coli ingredient hidden on its menu in many states.

Oh shit I just ate a burrito at Chipotle's and can feel the chipotlerrea coming. Someone call the CDC!

chipotlerrea by Burritos For Breakfast March 12, 2016

chipotle shit 

A massive fecal experience that occurs after eating a Chipotle burrito that makes your toilet look as if there was an explosion that came out of your anus.

Pete, I just took a chipotle shit and my ass is on fire.

chipotle shit by Pizzile December 19, 2006

Chipotle Makeout 

When one takes a bite of chipotle and has their dating partner chew it out of their mouth.

Dude i just did a chipotle makeout with that chick back there! My mom is going to be so excited

Chipotle Makeout by TheHuggy October 14, 2011