The penguin that leaves presentsin the closet for all the Jewish boys and girls. He leaves these presents by riding on a magical spinning dradel. This penguin was made up by Cydni and Emily. All of this happens during Channukah.
"Hey Armando, look at all the stupid bitches have pants and jacket on while wearing flip-flopsand they say it's cold? Are they stupid or what?"
"Yeah they are they call them chancludas look it up on urban dictionary"
From the Spanish root word "chancla," which means "flip flop" (like the cheap shoes). A "chancluda", literally meaning "A female wearing flip flops," but in Mexico, prostitutes pride themselves on their shoes, and a prostitute wearing flip flops is the cheapest, skankiest, sluttiest, nastiest hooker out there because she charges so little (because of her disgusting appearance) that she can only afford to buy flip flops with her meager earnings. Hence, a "chancluda" is a whore of the very lowest standards in Mexico.
One might use the verbiage of: "Your mother is a skanky ass chancluda, bitch." when attempting to insult a spanish-speaking rival.