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(N) Somebody who's a complete dumbass that spews out nothing but utter bullshit from their mouth and believes that their shit will be taken to be correct or truthful by those who they tell.

(Adj) A creative way to call someone a little bitch, a jerk, someone who lacks self-awareness and an asshole.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear that guy? What the fuck was he talking about??"
Person 2: "Oh yea. He's a chaink.."
Chaink by gregbot123 February 11, 2020
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Chaink Sploon

Going a long time without masturbating, then overloading on ejaculation.
I went a full week and didn't jerk it once, but then tonight, I Chaink Splooned
Chaink Sploon by Uncle Sally April 1, 2017
Related Words

Misery Chain 

A “Misery Chain” describes the "endless cycle" of bad parenting.

"Fucked up parents" create "fucked up kids" who grow up to have more fucked up kids of their own, which keeps the Misery Chain going on and on into the future.

"Misery Chains" are often created by selfish or stupid people with no insight or sense of ethics: playboys, players, skanks, sluts, floozies, druggies, crack heads, dark friends, beach trolls, hill trolls, city trolls and trolls in general.
Wow, she created one “misery chain” having all those “screwed-up” kids by a bunch of different “screwed-up” guys.
Misery Chain by Ian De La Rosa July 20, 2013

3 dollar chain 

A chain that Suga from the Kpop group BTS had.
Suga-“you like this, es 3 dollar.”

Es 3 dollar chain.
3 dollar chain by Ethan_Bangtan January 30, 2018

fuck em with a chainsaw 

This describes extreme hostility toward others.
They say we're the losers, well fuck em with a chainsaw!

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”
Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"

chain chow 

Fast food, or the standardised meals of franchised restaurants.
Once you've grown accustom to restaurants offering European cuisine, the chain chow joints just don't cut it anymore.