Celluload

Noun. A word used to describe the amount, or frequency of a person's cell phone usage; usually a large amount.

I've been on my phone so much this week, I've had the celluload of a popular high school girl.

Celluload by slegotoo November 9, 2010

Cellular Paranoia 

When a person feels like everyone decided to hate them all at once because no matter who they call or text, no one will respond. Generally this is followed by the person calling every single contact in their phonebook, in order to alleviate the condition. Some will also call others off a different person's phone, to see if they are actually being ignored.

Marry had a horrible case of Cellular Paranoia; she called everyone she knew from a payphone to see if they would answer.

Cellular Paranoia by crazytexan182 December 23, 2009

Carpal Cellular Syndrome 

Similar to Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, but resulting from excessive texting, Facebook, and other cell phone related activities.

Man, I was texting all day and my Carpal Cellular Syndrome is killing me. I need to see a physical therapist!

Carpal Cellular Syndrome by Out my name February 8, 2017

Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis 

When a person feels the vibration of their cell phone, but it is not vibrating.

I keep having Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis but no one is calling my phone.

Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis by Jon Dipre November 10, 2008

cellularpath

someone who sadistically destroys phones one after the other, either by accident or purpose.

"My name is margot, and im a cellularpath"

...."hi margot"

cellularpath by margotgee27 November 24, 2010

cellular faux 

(n.) a social phenomenon wherein which a person acts as though he is on his cell phone in order to shield himself from uncomfortable situations.

When Peggy saw the bum approaching, she flipped open her LG and began laughing incessantly as though someone had told a joke on the other end of the line. Still penniless, the bum's plan was thwarted by cellular faux.

cellular faux by evil little monkey July 27, 2005

cellular drift

When someone is texting or playing with their cell phone while walking very, very slowly and not paying attention to their surroundings. Cellular drifters tend to weave erratically on the sidewalk making it difficult to pass them.

person 1: "What took you so long?"
person 2: "Sorry, I'm late. The girl walking in front of me was cellular drifting and I couldn't get past her."

cellular drift by kyeshe October 14, 2009