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Canarian phone sex 

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.
Canarian phone sex by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015
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Gran Canaria 

The greatest island in the Canary Islands, Spain. It's famous for its parties, like Carnaval, its tolerance towards everybody, and the incredible amount of beautiful places you can visit.

There's a rivalry with people from Tenerife, chicharreros, who are a bit presumptuos and cocky, despite being far inferior to canariones. Plus, Gran Canaria has better teams in most sports, like football, basket, handball, volleyball, etc.
Dude, Gran Canaria all the way! It's awesome, and way better than Tenerife. Favourite holidays ever!!
Gran Canaria by mccharmley February 20, 2011
She is fine and thicker than a snicker. Her ass is fat and she is beautiful and worth it.
Damn she looks nice and fine. Let me stick my big thang up there cezaria
cezaria by firolgosnrhcksnf May 29, 2019
Dude! That girl is a total czaria, she just shotgunned three beers!
czaria by ghostkillabusta July 2, 2017

Gran Canaria situation

A Gran Canaria situation occurs when a story is told about an event that happened between two people but nobody else really knows what really happened or the full story besides the two people involved.
"Did you hear what happened between Joe and Candy? Nope, no one will ever know, its a Gran Canaria situation.."
Camaria, Camaria is a good mother. She is hella pretty and can have an attitude. She is the most pretty mum and the most supportive.
Girl: Camaria is so pretty
Other girl: I know right, and supportive
camaria by daddy ace bitch November 5, 2018