Captain Birdseye

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page

Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases

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Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers Com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh

Captain Birdseye by MeAd November 3, 2003

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"Look out here comes Captain Birdseye!"

"Why do you call her Captain Birdseye?"

"Coz she's got fish fingers".

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Captain Birdseye by MeAd November 3, 2003

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captain birdseye

someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads

Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.

Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!

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When a woman is fingered by a man with large, rough, fingers.

"Why is Anne walking funny today?"
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."

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