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polish bycycle 

when you are fucking a girl in the "wheelbarrel" position and you start kicking her tits
last night i gave a polish bycycle to a whore, and she made me pay double.

Bicycle Built For Pew 

This definition describes the latest in technology for both exercise and olfactory enjoyment. This newest development is actually a girls bicycle fitted with a special seat that absorbs and retains odors left on it for an indefinite period of time. Thus, the value of the bicycle increases over time, depending on the desirability of its rider and frequency of use. Upon resale, the value will have increased substantially, providing a respectable profit for its owner. A brief autobiography of the original owner may be added for additional value.
And you’ll smell sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle built for pew.

bicycle story 

When some kid is riding his bicycle and he really has to take a dump and he cant wait till he gets home so he craps his pants while riding the bike.
when a kid craps on himself while riding a bike. Thats the Bicycle Story
bicycle story by Gohanssj22 February 5, 2010

Bicycle Butt

An ass so large and with such deep ass cleavage, one could park a bicycle tire in that ass crack like one would use a regular bike stand.
Whoa, look at LaQuisha's bicycle butt ! I could park my mountain bike huge knobby front tire in that ass cleavage.
Bicycle Butt by EightBall April 21, 2014

Cock on a bicycle stick 

An expressive, beguiling phrase used as a generic vocalisation of annoyance, or as as a mild insult.
"I haven't enough port for my party this evening. Cock on a bicycle stick."

"Cock on a bicycle stick. I lost my monocle last summer."

"You, sir, are without doubt the biggest cock on a bicycle stick I have ever had the misfortune of dining with."
Cock on a bicycle stick by coabs February 12, 2012

Town bicycle 

slang for a hoe, implying that she/he gets rode a lot.
Guy 1: Hey looks, here comes Sarah: the town bicycle

Guy 2: Why is she called "the town bicycle".

Guy 1: Because everyone gets a ride.
Town bicycle by Thotcrusader May 25, 2018