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Bunnel Vision

When a male gets hypnotized by a perfectly round and supple pair of ass cheeks. So much so that he may not even realize he is being completely obvious... usually resulting in being caught staring at the cheeky wonder.
Tom: "I was at the mall today sitting on the bench and I got slapped by my wife."

Bill: "Why? What'd you do?"

Tom: "I got a wicked case of bunnel vision when that skank walked by in those tight pants."
Bunnel Vision by Roody Poo February 19, 2010
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Sheriff John Bunnell 

Has the whitest teeth known to man.
Sheriff John Bunnell by Monkeyseat December 28, 2004
(noun) Known for their inextinguishable spirit and passion, this type of person does not hesitate to sacrifice everything to make the world a better place. They are kind and caring, fun and adventurous, with a spunky attitude that will leave you knowing that your life has been touched by love. If you are lucky enough to have a Bunzelz in your life, you can thank your lucky stars that you get to experience love in it's purest forms
That Naomi is a real Bunzelz
Bunzelz by Flonz July 5, 2019
The act of shitting your pants, or getting shit all over a chair, bed or other object not including the toilet.
I don't remember it, but my friends told me I bunnelled all over the lawn char. There was shit everywhere.
Bunnell by SimonBergeron December 7, 2010

Sheriff John Bunnell 

A man with a plan, and everyhting he says.....GOES! He is featured on many FOX police chase shows and struts his stuff. Walking through a minefield without fail. Walking through a tornado and his hair is still perfectly shaped! He is everywhere at every time, and ready to piss you off, or save your life!

So get ready, this is going to be a FAST ride!
"This bohemian bovine bastard skyrockets down the highway at triple digit speeds, but that's no match for the police officers 320 HORSES!"

Buntellectual 

A person who gives theory and ideas on everything under the sun without trying to implement atleast one them himself/herself. Wants everyone else to work on his/her ideas while resting on the couch.

PS: A buntellectual's ideas are never backed by personal experience!
intellectual bum Buntellectual
Buntellectual by pacchu77 February 3, 2014