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Brownlowed

Verb. The act of walking around in a powerful manner that gives the impression you are superior to all those around you.

Walking with purpose and dignity, in a way that makes everybody stop what they're doing and pay attention to you. Moving in such a way as to make everyone pause and watch you go past.
May also be said B'Lowin' (bee-lowin)
I think we just got brownlowed.
Brownlowed by AmeliaPerfection April 8, 2011
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Brownload 

The act of defecating on someone's open laptop and shutting it. Usually done when one desires to be a huge prick.
Andy: "Josh stole my towel when I was in the shower so I am totally going to brownload his computer."
Bill: "Nice. You should use his sheets to wipe."
Brownload by irishfan86 January 16, 2011

download a brownload 

I'll be back in a few, I've gotta go DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD.

"Hey, can you pull over at the next rest area, I NEED TO DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD"


common responses from others that hear the phrase said:

Gross
does that generate a large log file?
what is your download speed?
so is that a broad band connection? baa ha ha ha ha!!!
dude, be carefull not to let that turn into a core dump!
dont forget to wipe
Who is your ISP?

Download a brownload 

The act of unleashing a massive shit on some poor unsuspecting toilet.
Jim: Where did cletus go?

Bertha: He ran off to the bathroom, said something about having to download a brownload.

brownflower 

A person's anus or rectum.
I fucked his brownflower.
brownflower by Stinky Spincther March 29, 2008

Browntowned 

A way to taunt your water volleyball opponents when you are destroying them.
"20 serving 12"
(as the ball is being served)
"You have been BROWNTOWNED!!"
"21 bitches" - Browntowned
Browntowned by Kennedy Killer June 21, 2010
A prestigious award given to the best and fairest player during a season of Australian Rules Football. Also people sharing the same name of a previous winner are called brownlow, these people are generally losers
brownlow by Anonymous October 13, 2003