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broturday 

Any Saturday spent chilling with your bros drinking beers. Can also include rites of passage, which may or may not entail enhanced interrogation etc. etc.
Adam: Dude what are we gonna do this Saturday?
Dave: We're gonna go get wasted at the bar dawg
Bogdan: I'm down
Dave: It'll be a total broturday
broturday by ZBT4Lyfe May 4, 2012
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Brat bottoms with bite kinks
Person 1: I can’t believe three people in the broturi think they’re tops
Person 2: Seriously?!?! Nobody in there is a top
She made me watch those dinky flicks for like 5 hours straight-complete borture...
Borture by DJ Hypostylus August 28, 2009
The act of gaining alcohol or other illegal products with your bros through hey mistering, beer runs, or fake ids.
Bro, we need some more alcohol for this party. Let's brocure it at that corner store.
Brocure by Bigdippindgaf February 7, 2010

Brocurement 

A portmanteau of "bro" and "procurement". This is the act of finding some bros when you want to chill.
Me and Josh were like "yo let's chill", so we decided to embark on the brocurement process.
a bunch of twilight hoes consisting of bottoms and fake tops willing to throw it back for marcus
the broturis are at it again
broturi by miss-shoe May 19, 2020