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Braxzilla 

adj.
brax/zill/a

Awesomeness in its purest form
used to describe something indescribable

Orgin:
Braxzilla originated as the ancient egyptian god of Pants Parties. It was believed that praying to Braxzilla would get them laid and prevent famine and disease. They built temples in his honor and held rituals involving drinking, dancing, and the offering of all their cannabis sativa, silver, and women.
Dude 1: I got a date with Susie tonight
Dude 2: Better pray to Braxzilla first!!
Dude 1: Most definatly!! I am trying to get a hobjob out of this.
Braxzilla by baconbandit June 11, 2011
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The modern man, leveled up in all areas of his life.

When an unstoppable monster meets your favorite bro, a brozilla is formed.
I want to be like Conor McGregor. He's a damn brozilla.
Brozilla by HairSoap June 25, 2017

white brazillian 

varieties have adjusted amounts of vodka or coffee liqueur, or mixed brands of coffee liqueur. this drink always includes horse semen. it is shaken with ice and served in a tumbler glass on the rocks.
if the dude ran out of milk and was on a racetrack he would go down to the stalls and get horse semen by a secret ritual... he then would proceed to make the white brazillian

Brazilian Donut 

Milton couldn't wait to get to work to show everyone his Brazilian Donut.
Brazilian Donut by Tbonepgh June 14, 2016

brazilian goose

Local name for the Toucan used in parts of South America.

Brazilian Squidward 

When you are getting head from a brazilian, or and extremely thick woman, just as you are about to cum, you put your penis up her nose and cream all in her mucus membrane.
Yo bruh I gave Caetano the biggest Brazilian Squidward
Brazilian Squidward by nastynaay January 30, 2014

Brazillian Clam Slap 

When a woman takes a man's penis in one hand and firmly slaps the other over top, stimulating blood flow to provide an erection, usually used for continuing sex directly after an initial orgasm.
When he couldn't get it up again, she gave him a Brazillian Clam Slap so she could finish herself off.