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Branditard 

Branditard

A Branditard is a noun referring to mostly middle aged female fans of reality star Brandi Glanville who are lonely and do not have any lives of their own, and they mostly rabidly follow her on twitter. They are obsessed with her tweets, and they worship her and hang on to her every word. They attack anyone who does not agree with Brandi Glanville. They mostly loathe LeAnn Rimes and attack her any change that can get. Therefore, they are referred to as "Brandtards".

Branditards usually scream "Team Brandi". That is their motto.
Branditards glorify Brandi Glanville by usually saying: "We love you Brandi. I can't wait to purchase your book. You looks just smashing.'
Branditard by DaisyMJ February 4, 2013
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brandiandemily 

A Brooklyn based hybrid store that sells plants and elinchrom lighting gear.
Yo, I need to get a Philodendron and a rotalux deep octa. I'm gonna stop by brandiandemily and scoop up both.
brandiandemily by dirtymisfit December 9, 2020

bradytard 

- an NFL fan that exaggerates Tom Brady’s role in team accomplishments & relies on narrative over facts to create a verifiably false narrative that Tom Brady has had to do more heavy lifting for his team over his career than is actually verifiable with facts

- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s production and abilities as an NFL QB primarily based on statistical data or facts that are the result of things outside of Tom Brady’s role as QB

- a sports fan who overstates Tom Brady’s perception as a professional athlete in order to side-step the fact that he is inferior to his peers when it comes to his level of performance that he actually has control over, I.E. passing, taking sacks, throwing INTs, points per drive on offense, etc.
Saying “Tom Brady does the most with less” or “Tom Brady could throw for 4,000 yards with random people off the street” is a typical Bradytard statement.
bradytard by JPMRRJr21118 March 22, 2021
In an effort to strengthen our company's brand and drive a consistent message to our end-users, we require all franchisees to meet our brandards.
brandards by soccer2ya March 9, 2014

Bradytard 

- a sports fan that uses team accomplishments like win-loss records or verifiably untrue narrative a-priori statements; ex: “Brady does more with less”, to overstate how good Tom Brady is at an individual level as a QB

- a sports fan that ignores statistical data & film study that show Brady is inferior to a few of his peers when it comes to individual records or production that is actually within his control as a QB
Tom Brady is the GOAT of Sports GOATs” is a typical Bradytard statement.
Bradytard by JPMRR1822182 March 22, 2021

brandstanding 

Unlike grandstanding, brandstanding is when you take a stand for your brand in a way that is YOU, with your style, accomplished in a way that is both articulate and promotional without being over-the-top.
Kevin used to sound like he was an arrogant guy trying to push his product but now, because he shows us what the product is about and how it helps us, it is definitely elevated to brandstanding for all the right reasons.
brandstanding by A-Ray of Light April 18, 2019

brandstanding 

my new word to describe political grandstanding for the sake of one's current party or individual POV branding.
The latest IQ2 debate concerning the core curriculum was nothing but two sides brandstanding for their political futures.
brandstanding by KiraSimone September 20, 2014