The art of the
horizontal polka, doin the nasty, bumping uglies, hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing, to sauce, to shag, slopping hogs, parking the beef bus in 'Tuna Town', Aztec two-step Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis,
Buttering the muffin, Cave exploring, Fornicating, Getting your freak on, Genital exercise, Having a bit of the cramstick, Hiding the sausage, 'it', Jigging,
Knocking boots, Laying some pipe, making babies, Nailing , Oops, Probing the membrane, Quickie, Rubbing bacons, Running the naked wheelbarrow race, Sexercizing, Sewing up the hatchet wound, Taking it to the car wash, Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft, Ugh ugh, Vaginal bungee jumping, Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am, and Zwooshing the swoosh.
